I'm frankly at a loss for where I should start this blog post. How do I even begin to describe my first visit to Phantasialand? Magic....

Normally I'd leave this until my blog about the park as a whole, but I've had a few people ask for my thoughts about Lightning Rod (thank...

Over the next 15 days, accompanied by some of my favourite fellow nerds, I'll be visiting 13 different theme parks (as well as the 10th...

Until Kondaa opened, if you'd asked me about Walibi Belgium I wouldn't have been able to offer much beyond 'it's not the one with the...

Okay, I know this is a very dramatic title, but hear me out. My first visit to Parc Asterix took place in September 2021 and it was,...

I'm not the sort of person who believes everything happens for a reason, but when it comes to Plopsaland de Panne things worked out just...

There aren't many theme parks in Europe more deserving of 'absolute bucket list park' status than Efteling. A sprawling wonderland of...

In five years of regular visits to the French capital, I'd still not gotten around to visiting this small park in the centre of Paris....

Whilst these coasters may be designed to accommodate the smallest of riders, that doesn't mean they can't be a blast for seasoned guests...

After falling head over heels in love with Disneyland Paris in late 2017 - a whisker too late to attend the 25th celebrations - I...

Sorry Disney's Sequoia Lodge, you're not my favourite hotel stay ever anymore. Until a few years ago, Parc Asterix was never really on my...

As a surprise to absolutely no one, I truly adored Disneyland Resort. Whilst we had a rocky first day, by lunchtime on day two I was...

At 1,149ft, the Stratosphere hotel in Las Vegas is the USA's tallest freestanding observation tower. Of course, far more important to me...

Back in February, the time finally came to visit my first regional park in the United States of America and what better place to start...

At $124 per person for a 4 hour event, Sweethearts Nite is by far the most expensive park event I've ever attended. Was it worth that...

** spoiler alert ** If you wish to go in to Omega Mart blind, this is very much not the blog post for you. As you may have guessed, I...

WEB SLINGERS is the newest ride at Disneyland Resort, having opened in Disney's California Adventure back in 2021. Later this year, a...

I was not expecting to be able to visit Universal Studios Hollywood on this trip, or any other this year, but in a lovely surprise we...

I'M IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! Dear lord, I cannot stress enough how magical it feels to be back over the Atlantic in the land of...

As of January 2022, I have visited a grand total of 33 theme parks. Pretty entry-level numbers for a theme park enthusiast I know, but...

Earlier this year, I was scrolling away through twitter (as I do far too often) when some photos of a giraffe being fed by hand appeared....

2021 is so very nearly over and whilst there's been a lot of awful things happen this year (we don't mention the months January - March...

Given that I absolutely adore both Chessington World of Adventures and Christmas events it was inevitable that at some point I'd end up...

When I was a kid, the one thing I really wanted to do to celebrate my birthday was visit a theme park (in a surprise to no one). Sadly...

A look at the entertainment running at Disneyland Paris resort during Disney's Enchanted Christmas 2021.

A review of the highs and lows of my first ever visit to Hyde Park Winter Wonderland.